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They Said It Would Not Work!

August 26, 2007

The Bumblebee and the E-Meter

by Joel Phillips
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Well what they have in common is that they said neither one would work. And by they I mean engineers.

Engineers said the bumblebee would never fly. Engineers also laughed at the E-Meter as an aid to spiritual advancement and said you could buy the same thng at Radio Shack.

Then the bigots and zelots got involved and used it as part of their assault on religious freedom.

Well history has shown that they’re all wrong. Look for yourself. Bumblebees fly and Scientologists are using the E-Meter to solve the world’s problems on a daily basis.

Just look at the track record of engineers:

Electrical engineers still can’t make a cell phone that doesn’t drop signals.

Aviation engineers still can’t make a plane that won’t crash.

Chemical engineers still can’t make gasoline out of water.

Computer engineers still can’t make a computer that cannot detect hate mail from pederasts.

Mechanical engineers still can’t make a car that won’t pollute.

But the E-Meter is an achievement. It does exactly what it is supposed to do and it does it all the time. That is because it was well researched by L. Ron Hubbard who did not work for some greedy engineering company out to make poor quality products.

Also, the E-Meter is part of your spiritual makeup. For instance I have no musical ability and the best piano teacher could not help me. But, anyone and I do mean anyone can learn to use an E-Meter. The device is flawless and so too is the training designed with it.

So keep the bumblebee in mind the next time one of these apostates goes on about Scientology. Ask them about the bumblebee. Ask them why it is engineers say it cannot fly. Then ask them what crime they are hiding that is forcing them to attack religious freedom and everday parishioners.

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Behind the Scenes at Religious Freedom Watch

August 22, 2007

A Quick Tour of RFW
by Joel Phillips

 

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A lot of you probably wonder what goes on. So, I thought I’d tell you.

Think of the site, http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org as a resource. It will tell you what people are doing, usually things they would not want you to to know!

For example, say there’s a new guy at work. Look him up on the site. You might find out that he tried to lure a young girl to have sex with him! Do you want to keep working with this guy? Now you can make up your own mind. And, you’ll have a document you can take to the boss!

Another example. You go out and meet a girl. You can look her up on the site. Uh oh, seems she’s up to some shady stuff! You can just move along now and save yourself the trouble you would of had!

But, how do we do it? How do we keep RFW up and running?

Well the financing is easy. It comes straight out of the profits of American Coast Title. That’s my company, I own it with Frank Berriz and Linda Blood. You would not find greater people anywhere except maybe the employees! We got plenty of legal advice on this and made a presentation to our underwriters at Stewart Title.

The backbone of the site is the investigators. We have a team in America and a team in Europe. Sometimes they travel back and forth. These people have years of training and have served in very high positions. They make it their life’s work to identify bigots, zealots, extremists, perverts and terrorists. You will see the fruits of their work on the site. Everything is checked and documented. You won’t just find a lot of hair brained yelling and screaming. You’re going to find photographs, interviews, court papers, in a word, PROOF that what you’re reading is true.

In Glendale I keep a staff of internet researchers. They scan the world wide web for clues and other things. If one of these people makes a bomb threat or something, the RFW investigative hot line rings and we get to work. Sometimes we’ll have a full story up on the site before those people at CNN are even out of bed!

Glendale is also the nerve center for the site. We have round the clock webmasters. If there’s a story to tell, they put it up. And, ever since the Indonesians thought they could be cute, we keep a security watch on things as well. It is bad enough that we’re under attack twenty four by seven, but we happen to think that a clever hacker could come along and change a few words on the site here and there. Imagine that some pederast gets a clean report from our site, and then he gets a job giving tours with children. Or, imagine a renegade bomber and fugitive being allowed to buy special chemicals. We keep that from happening!

The value of the site speaks for itself. Hardly a day goes by that an airline or some other major industry does not take a minute to thank us. We have given airlines clues that let them keep the next wave of jihad sleeper cell suicide bombers off planes. A guy at an oil company told us he found out a guy who was planning a terror attack. I just could not keep track of the numbers of companies that use us to do employee screening. For example, a school was shocked when they found out that an applicant for a teaching job had a documented history of sexual deviancy!

But here’s the thing. The site IS accurate. If you find an inaccuracy, bring it to my attention. You can contact me through the site, or now, through this blog. Just tell me which fact you are disputing. I will have it double checked and if we got it wrong the entry on the RFW site will be corrected. It is just as simple as that!