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They Said It Would Not Work!

August 26, 2007

The Bumblebee and the E-Meter

by Joel Phillips

Well what they have in common is that they said neither one would work. And by they I mean engineers.

Engineers said the bumblebee would never fly. Engineers also laughed at the E-Meter as an aid to spiritual advancement and said you could buy the same thng at Radio Shack.

Then the bigots and zelots got involved and used it as part of their assault on religious freedom.

Well history has shown that they’re all wrong. Look for yourself. Bumblebees fly and Scientologists are using the E-Meter to solve the world’s problems on a daily basis.

Just look at the track record of engineers:

Electrical engineers still can’t make a cell phone that doesn’t drop signals.

Aviation engineers still can’t make a plane that won’t crash.

Chemical engineers still can’t make gasoline out of water.

Computer engineers still can’t make a computer that cannot detect hate mail from pederasts.

Mechanical engineers still can’t make a car that won’t pollute.

But the E-Meter is an achievement. It does exactly what it is supposed to do and it does it all the time. That is because it was well researched by L. Ron Hubbard who did not work for some greedy engineering company out to make poor quality products.

Also, the E-Meter is part of your spiritual makeup. For instance I have no musical ability and the best piano teacher could not help me. But, anyone and I do mean anyone can learn to use an E-Meter. The device is flawless and so too is the training designed with it.

So keep the bumblebee in mind the next time one of these apostates goes on about Scientology. Ask them about the bumblebee. Ask them why it is engineers say it cannot fly. Then ask them what crime they are hiding that is forcing them to attack religious freedom and everday parishioners.