Also physics says that bumblebees can fly, the following is pulled from wikipedia: It is believed that the calculations which purported to show that bumblebees cannot fly are based upon a simplified linear treatment of oscillating aerofoils. The method assumes small amplitude oscillations without flow separation. This ignores the effect of dynamic stall, an airflow separation inducing a large vortex above the wing, which briefly produces several times the lift of the aerofoil in regular flight. More sophisticated aerodynamic analysis shows that the bumblebee can fly because its wings encounter dynamic stall in every oscillation cycle.

And although we can’t make gasoline out of water, we can make HYDROGEN, which (gasp) can be used to powered cars that don’t pollute. We’re just perfecting it.

I’m glad you’re not a scientist or anything. Good lord.

“Bumblebees fly and Scientologists are using the E-Meter to solve the world’s problems on a daily basis.” Hah!

“But, anyone and I do mean anyone can learn to use an E-Meter.” Case in point.

Educate yourself (those who are permitted. To those who aren’t.. I’m so sorry.)

http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20040911/mathtrek.asp

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_045.html

I wonder at how ridiculous this all seems and how anyone can take it seriously, then I realise that it is the way of all religions. Feel free to practice whatever belief you like, but one: do not stifle criticism, if you do it will be your downfall, two: be honest about the reality of Scientology, don’t wait till people are fully indoctrinated to tell them all the stuff about nuking volcanoes and Xenu etc. and 3: do not use suppressive tactics or litigious methods, you will only win enemies.

Oh yes, and explain Lisa McPhearson…

Knowledge is free.

Salvation has no price.

“Electrical engineers still can’t make a cell phone that doesn’t drop signals.”
Outside cause, not the cellphone’s fault.

“Aviation engineers still can’t make a plane that won’t crash.”
And I’m sure if I take a sledge hammer to your E-Meter, it’ll be a-okay.

“Chemical engineers still can’t make gasoline out of water.”
…Alchemy? Never tried it.

“Computer engineers still can’t make a computer that cannot detect hate mail from pederasts.”
…I’m sure you’ve made a few programmers cringe.

“Mechanical engineers still can’t make a car that won’t pollute.”
Already done…just not all that efficient.

And as a response to all you’ve said:
Neither can a Scientologist

Ignorant SciFag is Ignorant.

Do this, go to college, get a degree in Electrical Engineering, then tell me if you still think the emeter does anything. Or, get a degree in psychology, then you’ll see that you’re being brainwashed at every audit.

Or dont listen to me. talk to a freezoner.

I. Swann

Optimus Prime